It's Not Me! Monday again

So in honor of Not Me Monday I think I will give it another shot.

This morning I did not (although I did) make chocolate chip pancakes for my kids and then leave the mess and disappear in my office to check my email while the kids are eating alone. Also, I did not ignore the fact that they disappeared into a bedroom to play and leave their breakfast behind.

I did not almost pee my pants (or bathing suit) on the boat when David flipped his cousin off the tube going about 30 miles an hour. He literally flew off the tube and did 2 flips on top of the water before coming to a rest in the water. Poor guy!

I most certainly did not overreact to Grace dumping urine all over my bathroom floor b/c she is so stubborn and independent that she must do it herself. When she couldn't get the lid up on the potty chair she just flipped it over to try from the other side. I didn't make her cry.....not me!

Ooooh, I also didn't find urine on the couch from Grace having an accident and then forget about it (til just now). For those of you scared to sit on my couch...don't worry she was standing behind the cushion and as soon as I'm done here I'm going to clean it.

Hmm, I think that's enough for today. I don't want to tell everything, it would take way too long.